...except for me and my monkey! "Everything we see hides another thing. We always want to see what is hidden by what we see." -Rene Magritte

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Insert your own "melts in your mouth, not in your hand" joke here

From No Greater Joy: To Betroth or Not to Betroth? That is the Question:

Most “Christian” young people are “damaged goods.” Church youth groups are hotbeds of immorality. And I am not limiting my evaluation just to those that have copulated. Would you buy a candy bar that had not been eaten, but the wrapper had been partially removed? What if it had not been handled, just displayed in a partially unwrapped condition? Would you buy the candy bar if it had not been eaten, but just licked? After all, licking by one or more persons would leave the proud, new owner plenty of candy bar to take home for his own.

The lesson: if a woman's hermetic seal has been broken, don't buy her. Somebody else has probably licked out all the gooey filling.